Conversation on the way home after mommy picked me up from school:
Maya: (pointing at something) Mommy! A parallelogram!!
Mommy: Uh...come again?
Maya: A parallelogram!
Mommy: (in her head, "who are you and why are you speaking geometry to me?") What does it look like?
Maya: A slanty rectangle square.
Mommy: Ah, just checking.