Messing with my dog

Saturday afternoon.  What's a girl to do?

 Ah yes, I'm going to transform my dog into a prince.  

Charlie: "Uh-oh"

Charlie: "Ah geez, here we go."

 Charlie: *muffle, muffle, muffle*
Me: Abra (giggles) kadabra (giggles) !!

 Charlie: "Why are you letting her do this to me, mom?"
Me: Ta-da! Your royal highness!

 Charlie: "Eh, I guess I look cool and regal in this blue cape. I'll show this little girl that I appreciate it, by..."

 Charlie: "...blowing my afternoon doggy breath on her."

Me: EWWWW!!

So that's how I mess with my dog.  By the way, that mound of poop-looking stuff in the background?  That's not poop.  It's potting soil my mom forgot to take out when she was potting her plants this morning.  Gotcha.