Little Mommy

I like to wear my mom's shoes while pretending to be like a little mommy.

I stick my tongue out when I'm maneuvering my baby's stroller.  I just want to make sure I don't hit anything.

No experience required

Position:
Booger Assistant

Salary:
None, but comes with a very good cuddle and hugs package

Description:
Assists employer with complex booger extraction process. Must be willing to follow orders and not take it personally when being bossed around during the process . Motivated and patient individuals are preferable. No work experience necessary. A Booger Assistant is subject to call at any hour.

Job Status:
Filled. Check back in 15 years. Position may reopen again.

Note from current incumbent:
Although my employer is learning to wipe her own nose, I'm always armed with a pack of tissues just in case. Sometimes, after a very good day at school, it looks like there's a Halloween party in her nostrils. We would sit in front of the bathroom mirror and discuss techniques how to extract one spectacular piece out. Most of the time, I'd just want to grab it, but she stops me with the calm of a zen master. She then proceeds to work on her own. As an assistant, you are required to cheer on the side and you always have to be ready to receive the precious piece for proper disposal. Sometimes, when you are not paying attention, she will run out and leave you with a new accessory on your shirt. The trick here is not to react by howling in disgust. Rather, take it off in a calm manner without showing any emotions. Because if you do, expect a maniacal laughter from your employer and the run-by-boogering will be repeated.

Early morning ruckus

Lately, I've been making my way to my parents' bed around midnight and I would stay there until morning. On the weekends, I wake up early like around 6:00am - 7:00am. I don't think that's bad at all. Who would wanna sleep and not want to start playing right there and then. I usually would tell my mom "It's wake up time!!" in her ear. That usually gets her up.

Well, this morning she didn't wanna budge and my dad continued on snoring, so I made my way to my room and started playing with my alphabet toy. Boy, this thing is pretty cool and LOUD. After a few seconds, my mom made her way to my room, laid on the floor, and stared at the ceiling. See? I knew it! She couldn't wait to play! I'm sure the song THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GOES ROUND AND ROUND lured her in. Then she left for a few minutes.

Then she came back and sat back down on the floor with her big ol' cup of coffee. She still looked dazed, but there's a look of contentment there. Play time!!

Mess with daddy day

Today is mess with daddy day. I just follow him around and annoy the heck out of him. Mommy is keeping her distance from us and is laughing "har-har-har!". I wonder why...

PUNKin Patch

We went to pumpkin patch today. I say it's called "punk-in patch". Mommy's trying to correct me saying it's called a pumpkin patch. Nah, I say I'm right.

See that fake smile? The I'd-rather-not-be-sitting-here-oh-look-there's-a-pony-over-there-I-need-to-see-it-right-now smile?

Here's another one. The I'd-rather-be-checking-out-the-Spiderman-bouncehouse smile.

After chasing me around and asking me which ones we should get (they all look the same to me), we finally chose a daddy punkin, a mommy punkin, and a baby punkin. Oh and we got two wittle baby ones for Charlie. Then I helped daddy pull the wagon. These are heavy punkins.