Sep 6, 2010

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Maya:
Wherearewegoing?Whyareweonthefreeway?Mommy,canIhavegum?Theorangeone?We'regoingtoIKEA.BaaBaablacksheephaveyouanywool...Arewethereyet?Whatbuildingisit?Whichone?Leftorright?Theblueone? Whyisthatcarloud?Whatcityarewein?WhatisCovina?CovinaandIKEArhymes. Dowehavemilk?What'dyasaymommy?Mommy,whatdyasay?Whoooaaaaaa!Thisisgonnabetricky... wearetuuuuuuuuuuuurning...  arewenotonthefreewwayanymore?Iwanticecream. Canwegeticecream?

Mommy:
OMG MAYA! Can you please stop talking for a minute?? PLEASE!!!!  Good gah!

Maya:
Okay then mommy, I'll just turn myself down right now.
(Makes motions turning a knob down on tummy and start mouthing words as if on mute).

Parents start laughing and shakes weary heads.