Culprit:
Raccoon
Description:
Raccoon eyes, about teenager age, striped tail, potato chip ears, kinda cute,
and cuddly in person
Sightings:
Roof, patio, and tree of Mayabear's residence for the last 3 nights,
Crime:
Visiting the house at 1am. Going in the patio, making a ruckus, and checking out stuff, This causes Charlie to go bark crazy early in the morning which means disturbed sleep for everyone including the neighbors.
Method of shooing it:
Throwing water from bowls or spraying it with water.
Message to the culprit:
Hey does your mama know where you are at those hours? I hope so. Anyway, you're kinda cute, but can you please visit another house? We need our sleep.
Thank you.