This is what I do when we stop by Old Navy for play clothes. I pose with these mannequins.
They are endlessly fascinating to me. C'mon, they are. They are my size and they don't move.
They are gigantic dolls to me. "Lemme fix that for you little girl."
"How are we doing here, doggy?"
More friends. Do you like their grin and mine? Little creepy, huh?
Gosh, I'm bored.